parents: “u should be more active”
How fucking dare you ruin the image of a famous pop culture like him. Just because he made some mistakes you fuse him with this disgusting monster? Honestly, Shrek should never be humiliated
out of all the comments ive seen people making this is my favorite
me: sorry I’m late i had to pet some cats on the way here
shot this for a while ago!!
Polyester 2014, shoot by Arvida Byström.
Coming up with schemes with your best friend
Was this movie even real
HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN
a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy
The fucking police just came into work because they got a hang up 911 call from someone who doesn’t live here, but this was the address the phone came from. They got me all fucking paranoid now cause everyone with a landline is passed the fuck out. The only good thing was that the officer was adorable and had a cute lisp.
@zozeebo: I am so grateful to everyone who supports the things I get to do, and the crazy path i’m going on. I REALLY mean that.
I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck