OH MY GO S
my parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly
We kind of went our own way and I was really terrified of what Elton would say...
this will never stop being funny.
the girl dressed as the boss is the best
is someone dressed as jesus
Don’t mention panic at the disco if you aren’t prepared to hear me screaming for a lengthy period of time
(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen
stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u
I don’t need to give you an explanation.
THIS IS SUCH AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF CATS IF CATS COULD TALK THIS IS WHAT THEY WOULD SAY